baby’s first open: 20.5

wow this is my last post in this extremely exciting miniseries about my first go at the crossfit open. i’m a little bit sad and a little bit more relieved that it’s over! let’s just say i trained one day this week because my body was like OK WE QUIT. WE R TIRED YOU PSYCHO….

baby’s first open: 20.4

i can’t help but notice the readership falling off on these posts… lucky for you, you will only be mildly forced to read two (2!!) more of these. ok 20.4 workout last week was: For time:30 box jumps, 20 in.15 clean and jerks, 65 lb.30 box jumps, 20 in.15 clean and jerks, 85 lb.30 box…

baby’s first open: 20.3

this one will be a quickie, folks. (will 20.5 be one paragraph???? stay tuned.) lol remember when i did 20.2 the day before the actual *jUdgEmeNt DaY*, LOL that doesn’t work the same with deadlifts THE WORKOUT: 21-15-9: deadlifts x handstand push-ups in between each round of DLs, then 21-15-9: deadlifts (@ a heavier weight)…

baby’s first open: 20.2

i had to drag my ass to write this one because i know it wasn’t going to be as funny or interesting as my last one (jk i’m always funny according to yours truly) also i have zero photos to add to this. woooops HAVE FUN READING A LITE ESSAY OF MY WORD VOMIT. so…

baby’s first open: 20.1

hiiiiiii so i am trying not to make this a travel blog and trying to bring it back to my OG days of blogging where i used to diarize (is this a word?) my competition prep. hilarious (and problematic in terms of the type of ‘nutrition’ advice i was doling out – y i k…

Dos and Don’ts: Paris, Morocco & Lisbon Edition

Guys. Girls. Friends. I am ~a week back from the longest vacation since I was 15: two. whole. weeks in Europe and Africa! If you want to see some photos – check out my Instagram where I tried to capture the true beauty of the sights on my iPhone. Since I don’t really care about…

I Don’t Like (Spicy P Remix)

Hiiiiiiiiii everyone who reads my blog for unknown reasons (JK I know it’s because I’m entertaining and hiiiiiilarious and amazing and stylish.) I’ve compiled some more little *nuggets* of wisdom for dudes (or you know, people in general – no discrimination here) in my Notes app and let me tell you, SITUATION: DIRE. 2 months…

7 Days as a City Girl

Ok so it’s been *just* over a week since being an official city girl* (i.e. Sonic is registered with the City of Toronto and I paid property tax!!!) and I am thriiiiving. *I have worked in Toronto for 6 years as a commuter so it’s not like I’m nEt nEw to Toronto. Because you know…

The Good, the Banff and the Ugly

HEY HEY MFs. I’m still sticking to my word that this is not a travel blog, but I went to Calgary a ~month ago with some cool peoples: my sister, Emma; her boyfriend Vince and their friend, Alice aaaand here it is. The Good I’m just going to list this shit out, because let’s face it —…

To All The Dating Apps I Used Before

HEY WHAT’S UP HELLOOOO Remember the last time I was single back in 2013 and my blog content was crisp as fuck with all my dating horreur stories?! Well, WE R BACK. Lucky you. So I’ve tried all 3 major dating apps: Bumble, Hinge and old faithful, Tinder. Deleted and re-downloaded both Tinder and Bumble…

10 Things About Texas: The Dallas and Austin Edition

…I swear this is not a travel blog. (I don’t take near enough photos or can provide any helpful/useful/net new life hacks for travelling.) But I can only post so many photos from my trip on Instagram after 6 weeks right…? 😉 Context behind this trip: Wanted to do a small trip with my mom (who…