I REALLY Suck At Blogging: An Epic

I knoooooooow it’s been a while. To be honest, life has been cray. Reasons why I haven’t been blogging: Got a new job at Target Canada (aw ya) which I absolutely love. I’ve become one of those people who enjoys going to work and talking about it after work. (Now to just work around that…

I’m-5-Weeks-Out-From-IDFA-Holy-Sh^t

I know I’ve always been talking about my UFE debut these past few posts, but I can’t forget that my main show is coming up too: IDFA World Championships and Pro Universe. I met up with Colleen last weekend and ordered my custom Crystal suit and I. COULD. NOT. BE. MORE. EXCITED. I pick it up…

SIX WEEKS OUT: UFE Halloween Mayhem

I was bullied into writing a new post by Casey and Justin – SO HERE IT IS. I also figured I should keep with tradition and write a pre-competition post. Blah-zay-blah, I’m six weeks out from my next competition and let’s just say I am feeling fan-freaking-tastic. I have some pretty sick, two-weeks-out type of…

No, I Don’t Want A Fat-Bottomed Female For My Birthday

…Thanks, but no thanks. But I will tell you what I do need for my birthday! (My shopping has become out of control, so I will call upon the interwebs to hopefully answer my prayers!) Resistance Cables (Medium & Heavy). My Therabands are too easy and I need these for backstage competition prep!  Need. Pull-Up/Chin-Up Bar. I need to practice…

Thoughts Of A Feverish Blonde

Yes, I am quite aware that I wrote a post about positivity a mere few days ago. HOWEVER… Some things must be said in this delirious – I keep typing delicious first! Freudian slip? – state of mind. Sometimes people grow and sometimes they don’t. But you grew. So you gotta cut off the sick…

The Hurricane That Is My Life

It’s been 11 days since I’ve posted my last blog post. Miss me? That is how crazy my life has been. And it’s not slowing down anytime soon! Updates:  I’m four weeks out from my competition (my coach says it’s three. I think she’s not counting my days of zombiedom during the last week before…

Throwback Thursday: The Gap

Yep, that’s right. THE GAP. Man, I used to fangirl so hard — before fangirling was coined — for The Gap. I remember the year it came to Canada — my 6th grade friends who didn’t travel to the States often freaked the hell out. “ZOMG, GAP KIDS, GUYS!” My entire class probably dreamed about…

I Am Shoshanna

  I am, I really really am. Since she first graced my little laptop screen, Shoshanna Shapiro was my favourite Girl on HBO’s to-be-cult show Girls. Everyone on the show is my favourite – except Hannah, ugh — but Shoshanna is just the perfect embodiment of all the inner workings that don’t always show. (*WARNING:…

2012: Whatta Year

  Well, last year I rang in 2012 with an all-you-can-eat sushi dinner with my little sister, Victoria and a night of heckling Electric Circus participants. (I’m not a huge NYE person, if you can’t tell.) This year, I’m hitting up City Nightclub with my high school BFF/Olsen twin/fellow dwarf/fairy and we are going to…

The Scoop: My Christmas Haul

I hope everyone had a warm and snuggly Christmas surrounded by family, friends, chocolate, and/or mass amounts of carbs! I received some pretty amazing things for Christmas this year, which I am very excited to share with you guys. iPhone 4S: Merry Christmas to me! Every year I buy one or two (sometimes three) presents…

I Came, I Saw, I Conquered

Bonjour! I have returned from L’Ottawa just a tad more French and much more fashionable. I came, I saw, I conquered the Rideau Centre in typical Paige-in-another-city fashion. If there’s a mall/outlet centre/fashion district, I will destroy it and take home the best finds that my bank account will allow. Let me begin with Forever21…

I am THE Worst!

Hello any of my readers (I honestly don’t think anyone reads this, but hey!) I am officially the worst blogger in the whole entire world, (albeit with the exception of neo-Nazi and/or criminally grammar-stunted bloggers.) I was so crazy busy with my internship and personal life experiences that I completely abandoned my blog! For someone…