Happy Festivus!

If you know me, you know I am the self-proclaimed female George Costanza. I also am trying to post QUALITY posts over QUANTITY posts (shoutout to my main heezy, Casey Palmer, for that sweet blog advice.) Anyways. TODAY IS FESTIVUS. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!Β  Now – for the main event: the Airing of [my] Grievances….

All I Want For Christmas Is Upper Body Gains

…Buuuut you guys can’t give those to me so here’s a list of things I actually do want for Christmas. (This post is mainly for my Mom since she asked me for a list this morning. #multitasking) I will be expecting these things in my mailbox/inbox/under my Christmas tree/couriered to my work/gym. I will also…

The Scoop: My Christmas Haul

I hope everyone had a warm and snuggly Christmas surrounded by family, friends, chocolate, and/or mass amounts of carbs! I received some pretty amazing things for Christmas this year, which I am very excited to share with you guys. iPhone 4S: Merry Christmas to me! Every year I buy one or two (sometimes three) presents…

Throwback Thursday: Christmas Edition

Happy Throwback Thursday! I did one of these posts for Halloween, where I shared all of my best and favourite Halloween costumes. I was requested to make ‘moar retroactive’ posts by none other than DoomzTO. So what better time to do another retroactive look than Christmas! I could show you all of my cute —…

Butter, Sugar & Chocolate…Oh My!

Pre-holiday Winter: that period between Remembrance Day (or the beginning of December if you’re a tight-butt no-fun person), that is filled with Christmas music in department stores, mass amounts of chocolate and other holiday treats, and the biggest VISA bill your bank account will hate you for. Every year, I meet up with my old…

The Smorgasbord: Cars, Tattoos, Christmas, and Deadlifts

I guess it’s official: I’m hooked on blogging. I feel a severe sense of separation anxiety if I’m not posting daily…perfect. Big shout out to my cyber homie DoomzTO for helping me make my blog look prettier and easy for you babes to use/find my fabulous words of wisdom and ramblings. (See my new headings!?…

Broke With Expensive Taste: My Christmas List

It’s that time of year again! I know I just came back from a gluttonous trip to Chicago, Illinois-e, but I thought I’d share my items of lust this holiday season. I always struggle to create these lists — seriously — but I’ll be somewhere completely random, like the gym or on my way to…

The Scoop: Black Friday on Chicago’s Magnificent Mile

So in typical Paige fashion — I seem to say this a lot don’t I? — I have overspent on my vacation in Chicago. I have never spent so much money in such a short time period, notwithstanding my winter jacket purchase last winter. But I picked up so many great deals and finished the…