CSI: Clean Snack Investigation

Hello again, beautiful minions. So my mom went to a breast cancer fundraiser (Ladies Out Laughing) on the weekend and brought back a huge goody bag of treats. In the bag there was a ‘healthy’ bar and I packed in my lunch today and decided to write about it, like I did for the Vega…

11 Weeks!

This makes me sound like I’m pregnant. Laugh out loud. I AM NOT PREGNANT. Unless I am giving birth to the second Jesus (sacrilege!!!!), this is impossible. Anyways, I’m 11 weeks out to my competition. Eek! My coach emailed me my food plan for next week, as it will be changing weekly from now on….

Tuesdays, I Hate You

  OMG. NO MORE CARBS PLEASE. For whatever reason, Monday and Tuesday are my heavy carb days (I’m talking oats, rice, quinoa…the whole nine yards!) Today I couldn’t bear to finish my rice at 10AM or my oats at 1PM. And I’m struggling to finish my quinoa right now. I’m totally feeling like Bruce Bogtrotter…

Eating Clean: Turkey Meatloaf Muffins

Meatloaf muffins: blueberry muffin’s distant cousin. Kind of. Sorta. Not really. I remember telling my roommates back in university that making meatloaf muffins was the best thing in the entire universe! A serving you can bring anywhere! Perfection. Who could ask for more?! They were thoroughly disgusted. Little did they know, I make the best…