3 Month Countdown: UFE Showdown

So I have an app on my phone that counts down to my competition (as I mentioned in my last post) and today it alerted me that it’s… 3 MONTHS UNTIL UFE SHOWDOWN. Holy hell, right? Most people would start their “cut” at the 12-weeks-out mark but my sexy coaches gave me a 14-week bikini…

11 Weeks!

This makes me sound like I’m pregnant. Laugh out loud. I AM NOT PREGNANT. Unless I am giving birth to the second Jesus (sacrilege!!!!), this is impossible. Anyways, I’m 11 weeks out to my competition. Eek! My coach emailed me my food plan for next week, as it will be changing weekly from now on….

Dear Friends and Family

  Dear friends, family and anyone else whom I have regular interaction with: I have experienced some things that I wish to speak to. Now, if I haven’t told you this already, I’ll let you know now: I am currently training for my very first fitness competition in April. Forgive my passive-aggressive tone, but I…

Week 2: Hurry Up and Wait

  Hello all! Hope your weekends were swell. No crazy updates for me on the training front. Just eating and training and sleeping and training and eating and food prepping and working and working and working. I can finally eat my breakfast with ease. This seems like a silly accomplishment but how many people do…

Tuesdays, I Hate You

  OMG. NO MORE CARBS PLEASE. For whatever reason, Monday and Tuesday are my heavy carb days (I’m talking oats, rice, quinoa…the whole nine yards!) Today I couldn’t bear to finish my rice at 10AM or my oats at 1PM. And I’m struggling to finish my quinoa right now. I’m totally feeling like Bruce Bogtrotter…