I Don’t Like (Spicy P Remix)

Hiiiiiiiiii everyone who reads my blog for unknown reasons (JK I know it’s because I’m entertaining and hiiiiiilarious and amazing and stylish.) I’ve compiled some more little *nuggets* of wisdom for dudes (or you know, people in general – no discrimination here) in my Notes app and let me tell you, SITUATION: DIRE. 2 months…

7 Days as a City Girl

Ok so it’s been *just* over a week since being an official city girl* (i.e. Sonic is registered with the City of Toronto and I paid property tax!!!) and I am thriiiiving. *I have worked in Toronto for 6 years as a commuter so it’s not like I’m nEt nEw to Toronto. Because you know…

To All The Dating Apps I Used Before

HEY WHAT’S UP HELLOOOO Remember the last time I was single back in 2013 and my blog content was crisp as fuck with all my dating horreur stories?! Well, WE R BACK. Lucky you. So I’ve tried all 3 major dating apps: Bumble, Hinge and old faithful, Tinder. Deleted and re-downloaded both Tinder and Bumble…

things we need to leave in 2017

I almost wrote this post as a sort of therapeutic, never-publish-it-but-still-write-it since it’s a little more ‘negative’ than I’d like for an end of year post, but: If you are offended by any of the below, it’s probably because you’re a perpetrator. *Kanye shrug* K, here are some things that we need to leave in…

me too

So all of this dialogue around the Hollywood producer (I don’t even want to say his name as he is already getting way too much pUbLiCitY in the media) and the subset of ‘Men are trash’ tweets have me inspired to write a something I’ve wanted to post for a while now. For all the…

a quick peek

..into female body image (or maybe just mine??) & our I-N-S-A-N-E journey from Tuesday –> Wednesday Tuesday: *lemonading like a mutha* — at the gym, at work, at the grocery store, on the train, walking the doggo — then Wednesday comes along and you’re like: hello i am the spud spawn of mr and mrs…

3 Things

Guess who’s back? [Why wouldn’t she be?] …Name that song and you will have my respect forever! Instead of livestreaming my thoughts in 140 characters on Twitter, I’m going to ease back into blogging, because I truly enjoy writing (thank you Sheldon for the inspiration!) and there is way too much ‘bad’ writing on the…

I Miss Blogging: The Anti-Saga

Wow. I have not blogged in probably a year and a bit. I remember the days I would blog WEEKLY (and sometimes even multiple times a week!) Which leads me to wonder what content I was posting, lol. Quick recap of my life over the past ~year: I’ve been busy. Last time I blogged I…

I REALLY Suck At Blogging: An Epic

I knoooooooow it’s been a while. To be honest, life has been cray. Reasons why I haven’t been blogging: Got a new job at Target Canada (aw ya) which I absolutely love. I’ve become one of those people who enjoys going to work and talking about it after work. (Now to just work around that…

3 Month Countdown: UFE Showdown

So I have an app on my phone that counts down to my competition (as I mentioned in my last post) and today it alerted me that it’s… 3 MONTHS UNTIL UFE SHOWDOWN. Holy hell, right? Most people would start their “cut” at the 12-weeks-out mark but my sexy coaches gave me a 14-week bikini…

Hey Guys, Learn Your MANners

So it’s 10 days into 2014 and I’m already feeling the need for another Festivus so I can air my grievances. (That’s a good sign for the year to come, right?!) Anyways. Remember when I expressed my feelings (vented, ranted, bitched…whatever) about dating as a fitness competitor? Via some R&D (Research and Development, to my…

The Year Ahead: My Jay-Cutler-Size To Do List (No 22-Inch Arms Though)

Happy New Year everyone! I can’t believe it’s already 2014..I remember drawing pictures of what I thought the year 2000  was going to be like and here we are in two thousand and freaking FOURTEEN. (I see none of my predicted hovercrafts and metallic clothing.  The closest we have is Lady Gaga’s attire and the…